May 31, 2023
Both sexes of cattle are now wandering Marci’s mountain property, and the disposition of the bull’s private parts is a family concern. Turi is not in the mood for discussion. Medical technology, or, “Didn’t you just get out of...
May 24, 2023
That medical device
with the borderline porno name? It’s legit.
The wack person you met at the party. Art Bell (RIP), Marci and the all night truckers.
May 19, 2023
When you compare life on an Arizona mountain to life in Chicago (which has Trader Joe’s), where do you go for bigger guns? Marci plans to stash cattle in her bathroom. Which home remodeling costs the most money for the least joy? Turi is obsessed with having more toilets. The Elvis Presley...
May 17, 2023
Marci is visiting Turi in Chicago. Q: What could possibly hurt her
in Chicago? A: An old age home. Turi sees two disgusting things
in two days. What awe’s Marci about her former city of residence?
Not what you’d think. NOTE: THIS INSTALLMENT HAS A COUPLE OF
MINUTES THAT COVER ICKY THINGS. TWO ICKY THINGS.
May 14, 2023
Marci prepares for her eldest son’s wedding. And prepares. And prepares. When you have no more manners, then what? “Crotch fries.” You need to know what they are. A well balanced diet—as in you are holding your food and a few other things in a way that if you thought about it you would not do. Magazines on...