Mar 31, 2023
That thing you lost? Be glad nobody peed on it.
If that was your job...thanks. Stay retired.
Feb 22, 2023
How do you convince people you made something up? Turi walked around for two weeks with a broken arm. Marci feels queasy. Nobody will tell you what a pain n the a-- you really are.
Jan 25, 2023
Who do you blame on a day you get nothing done?Marci may find a cow in her septic tank. Camouflaging the yellow snow. The rancher next door.
Oct 25, 2022
Marci is due for a surgery. Which she has been researching. Eeeew. And then there is the pain—for which there will be drugs. Why Turi does not smoke pot. Why a Barbie doll could be the post surgical solution for Marci. The strange disappearance of a common herb.
Oct 21, 2022
Marci and the 80 kitten marathon. Emus, capybaras, and other animals invading Arizona. The new instagram spam misreads both Marci and Turi, but completely understands the psychology of women. Who reads the trade publications for your industry? Behind your local newpaper’s paywall.