May 28, 2021
Turi has been in the hospital for a procedure. Her review of the facility is in— Buy your popcorn, have yourself a super-cooled Covid vaccine, and take notes. Marci recounts her own inpatient brush with death. While you were out: Dog door be darned, Marci’s goats have penetrated the perimeter. Also, the word...
May 25, 2021
Turi is the drama queen of the operating table—and she has her reasons. Marci is back from the kitten neutering road trip—but the kittens are having an identity crisis. Why not change your pet’s name to “nail file” or “Cuisinart”?
May 24, 2021
Marci’s house is going to be goat-proof, or so she believes. How long can you delight in the return to your home of your adult children? Fear of large headed make believe characters, and how that, plus humidity, saved Marci from a job where pantyhose were required. Hankering for an exotic animal as a house-mate? Try...
May 21, 2021
Marci is going on a road trip with 27 soon-to-be-adoptable kittens, and Turi believes it’s her human mothering skills that have gone into the litter box. Weighing your baggage with you holding on to it. Dueling piles of laundry.
May 19, 2021
Marci’s pets are TP-ing her house, and garden, and goat. We remember when toilet paper was (briefly) more expensive than good wine. Marci experienced a chapstick shortage during Covid, and now she’s hoarding. The credit card bonus you didn’t see coming. And…two old pieces of equipment that Turi has grudgingly...