Jul 29, 2022
Marci’s goat is eating whatever part of her house the puppy has
not devoured. Turi’s fear of luxury airlines—specifically the
shower. Marci’s new puppy has given her another million dollar
business idea—and it involves water.
Jul 26, 2022
The Furminator, or “how to get someone to drive you to urgent care.” Your character flaw that is actually a talent. Cow Season, or “that smell in your car.” More uses for dead fish.
Jul 22, 2022
Marci spends a weekend rescuing cats—until the local sheriff
catches up with her. Turi is back on the Chicago Transit Red Line,
with what are becoming predictable results.
Jul 19, 2022
You might think we'd have learned by now....Marci’s hotline history. Confirmable news sources, and a whole lotta PR. Writing a bad review—and the consequences. Turi has been through THREE gig economy apps and still can’t get one job done. Marci confronts a cat hoarder. A little home remodeling is better than surgery.
Jul 15, 2022
A new puppy at Marci’s makes us consider neutering—of puppies, and, potentially, people. Facebook is flooded with end-of-life misery—mostly for pets. Fundraising from tragedy. Wildlife nightmares for Turi, and Marci’s buffet for predatory birds. Buffets we remember, pre-Covid. Tricking the animal rights group.