Jan 18, 2022
Marci continues to battle the forces of Google and YouTube. Turi’s friend suggests she might need help losing a few pounds. Marci has another suggestion, and so does Dr. Oz. Why Marci doesn’t eat olives, and a recap of Turi’s father’s tale of the pimento. Turi’s mother would like a magic lamp, or at least...
Jan 14, 2022
Turi wants to know why a certain celebrity gets to (allegedly) punch his fans in the face. Marci thinks fan-punching may be a route to stardom. World religions take a beating—or give them. Avoiding conversations at the grocery store. We give “Snopes.com” the opportunity to correct us about bugs and ears.
Jan 11, 2022
Turi wants to protect the government from fleecing—an odd position for her to be in. The bodily functions and mishaps that make us laugh. The Air Fryer has landed….and we are confused. Other appliances and devices we can’t use. Yet. There’s no such thing as “touchless”. Credit card hocus-pocus. Marci’s...
Jan 7, 2022
It’s not with whom you sleep, it’s where you sleep. The old sitcom bed arrangement may be the best thing for your marriage. Death in the nude. Tuned to disaster. Unlikely accidents and the people who want to tell you what’s wrong with them. Act old now.
Jan 4, 2022
Watching graphic movies with the wrong people. Talking about sex with your adult children. Marci’s mom gives her a wedding night talk. Where did that diaphragm go? Old people: an entitled class? Asking for help, or “Can you reach that for me, please?” We are not Betty White.