Mar 31, 2023
That thing you lost? Be glad nobody peed on it.
If that was your job...thanks. Stay retired.
Mar 28, 2023
Marci is seasonally depressed—or maybe it’s not the weather. Turi tries to be charitable. It does not go well. How to sabotage a talk show, AND a community chat board. Marci vs the Karens. A good dose of smug.
Mar 24, 2023
Both Marci and Turi are stuck in casts and splints. These present challenges. Marci cleans up at the wrong time. The goats go to war, and one now looks like Hell Boy. Life on the soup plantation and the picky recipients of community largesse.
Mar 22, 2023
The exhaustion that comes from knowing you will be exhausted. Gwyneth Paltrow's latest, according to Marci. Ick.
Mar 18, 2023
Marci and I come up (accidentally) with innovations (or maybe not new--we haven't checked) in porn. And the hospital gift shop--explored.