Jan 16, 2024
Increasingly nervous at the prospect of her daughter going into labor while the neighborhood is snowed in, Marci has a “plan b”…and a “plan c”. One involves the fire department, the other is messier. You’re going to name him what??? Turi is wondering where all her underwear has gone.
Jan 12, 2024
Marci anticipates the arrival of her first grandchild. There will be blood. She will pass out. Turi has just spent an entire afternoon learning about blood sucking creatures. This information is useful for upsetting Marci. The wait...
Jan 11, 2024
It's winter. Marci likes to watch the cars pile up from her
mountain home. Why can't you call it the "master" bedroom anymore?
We get out the speculator. And, what are people DOING with all that
space? An important rule if you've sold your home. Birthday cards
tell the ugly truth.
Jan 5, 2024
What we’d wear to the Oscars if we were famous. How we’d steal all the food at the afterparty if we were famous. What we’d never eat whether we were famous or not. And…what about the fancy cat food? Disgusting pet grooming tips. I’d rather eat it than give it to you.
Jan 3, 2024
The New Year has begun. Turi missed her “last chance” to give to about 27 charities. When you know just a little bit more than the person on the other end of the phone. Marci tried to interest her husband in a designer dress (for her) and a kiss (for him). Neither inquiry produced the intended results. Turi keeps...