May 29, 2026
A business’ web
site tells you exactly what it thinks of its competition…and
possibly you.
May 26, 2026
Fun navigating in and negotiating with your city bureaucracy (extra points if your city is Oakland, CA.) Don’t touch my tree. How do you know if you’re being asked for a bribe? Wedding madness: Marci’s youngest plans her event-which involves demolishing Marci’s property. The semi-permanent sidewalk art in a...
May 22, 2026
When was the last time someone asked you for a bribe? How do you know? The City of Oakland, California vs The City of Chicago. Marci's daughter's wedding plans. Dead rats on the sidewalk vs redwood trees upending the sidewalk.
May 20, 2026
Sometimes you wish there were an explanation for your difficult week—but the planets and stars are not it. Somehow, the glasses are your fault. The primary school valentine for the kid you didn’t like. The hazard of “don’t you know who I am?” Things (famous) people should have learned about Zoom. Marci wears...
May 17, 2026
Marci does something many of you would never, ever do—and now she is in pain. Nature is arguably bad. The Midwest vs. California, or the open bar vs the vegetable platter. (When we say hide the sausage, we mean...