Apr 29, 2026
Five days, one
missing phone. Paying ransom. If aliens abduct your partner…
Falling back in love with the dollar store. A lifetime supply is a
terrifying thing. The artist’s vaccine, and poisoned manicotti.
Ma’am, are these your goats?
Apr 24, 2026
When everything goes wrong on your birthday, is that karma? Three dogs, three ways to ruin your life. One solution to missing out on a promotion: poison your colleague. Can you take your dog’s drugs?
Apr 22, 2026
Getting back on the horse—really. Revelations about Marci’s past. The dog that hates your partner. The fancy birthday dinner that takes you back to your childhood…in a not great way. How much did you pay for that drink? Scary restaurant mascots. Steak.
Apr 17, 2026
Grandbabysitting, and what the space age diaper change. Exhaustion vs insomnia. The boomer iPhone case. Your bra as a weapon. The eye exam or “get that optician off my lawn.” Happy birthday to us.
Apr 10, 2026
Have you ever heard friends describe their perfect holiday and thought “that sounds like hell”? This is what that sounds like. And, extra expensive holiday food that is purposely...