Jun 20, 2025
When your whole household is down with an ugly virus, you learn some interesting things about people’s digestions. When DO you need a stair lift? An infomercial with a potentially deadly price. The P-Diddy trial. What not to eat off the ground.
Jun 18, 2025
“What kind of
people need to pay full price for things?” We are flummoxed.
as The Rolling Stones almost sang: You can’t always get [the price]
you want. Also why would a person with a boring job but no
obligations be afraid to try something s/he might like? Sleeping on
the couch.
Jun 13, 2025
When you inherit something ugly. Decorating for the fear factor: that thing you hung up in your kids’ room thinking it was “cheerful”. Bathroom art. Shaving…and when to skip it. The Chippendale Dancers and one revolting photo session.
Jun 10, 2025
Monsoon season hits, also known as the festival of mud. Mud and Jello wrestling—gone but not forgotten. Why green M&M’s are like broccoli. The meanest mom. You have to pay.
Jun 8, 2025
What, exactly, would you need (other than the geneticly provided equipment) to make you, or someone you know, willing to have Elon's baby? Genetic advantages. The worship of sleep.