Dec 26, 2025
No peace, no quiet, no recording. Neither Marci nor Turi is especially nice at Christmas, except when working the Polar Express. Turi speaks ill of the dead. Celebrity sightings, boobs and all. Sympathy for the chronically late.
Dec 24, 2025
Marci’s dog is sexist. Turi’s foster dog is oversexed. Someone who has a body part should be able to identify that part. A chatbot could do a better job of convincing you...of anything. Trivial (or lazy?) Amazon deliveries. How pets learn to eat disgusting...
Dec 19, 2025
Pets will change your wardrobe. Training day for puppies. Bathroom rituals you would rather not know about. Subtle grooming hints. Parts of your body that need extra attention these days.
Dec 17, 2025
Turi has an anxiety attack watching a children’s movie. Marci cannot reassure her. She also has to think of ways to indicate the word “Santa” to parents, and she’s running out of polite phrases. And if you live in Arizona, watch out for the people who think they’re in...
Dec 12, 2025
The dangers of the cone of shame. When you’re the one helping, you get to do it your way. Home repair and a heaping pile of profanity. The podcast apology. The holiday office party...who’s going, who’s hiding.