Aug 30, 2026
Marci has had it with the latest foster litter. How to embarrass your dog. The mammogram is now a spa for your breasts. The dangerous party invitation.
Aug 26, 2026
Marci has returned from vacation…and forgotten everything. The TootsieRolls™ are responsible. How to lose your credibility when giving pet advice. How far away can you get and still be a neighbor?
Aug 20, 2026
Marci is in the same Chicago studio as Turi. Because of a wedding. A very damp wedding. Can clergy please hurry up? Before tiktok ruined adolescence, there were magazines. Alexa, the conspirator.
Aug 14, 2026
Marci is a day late, and $2000 short. Crying at at the customer service counter. Spoofing the FBI and the DC Metro Police. When to believe your best friend.
Aug 11, 2026
The Natural Disaster Revue, or “how long are we going to be stuck in the basement?” Grade inflation. You can do a lot of jobs without a diploma, just not that one. The Thunderbirds, the Blue Angels, and the President’s catering cart escape.