Mar 27, 2026
The list of things we’re not talking about. School lunch failures. A dog flies out the window, and a bunny takes blame. The new refrigerator challenge. Shopping for Passover at 7,000 feet. Somebody loves matzah, and we know who it is. Making a living with toilet seat art. Whither the giant...
Mar 23, 2026
Marci has been on a quest for corned beef. Things you remember about St. Patrick’s Days gone by…plus nausea, vomit, and one really bad date. The Gene Simmons waffle maker, and other mysterious promotional products.
Mar 20, 2026
Taylor Sheridan creates (again and again) bimbos in bikinis. Marci’s lost and found. The Oscars’ swag bag has coupons. You don’t want them.
Mar 17, 2026
An accidental waste of time. The wrong line at Costco. No faith in multitasking. Porn on the job. Call Triple A. Google paranoia. Who counts ants? The pet lizard and the wrong roach.
Mar 13, 2026
The revolving foster dog. When your friends send you fiction they think is fact. How to know it’s not news. Using the BBC as Valium. How to find the right...