Oct 31, 2025
The axolotl is back home. Your insurance company is laughing at you. Marci blames every bad thing that’s happening to her on a moment in a parking lot. Household accidents—catastrophe or karma? Let’s blame somebody else. Your formal pickup...
Oct 28, 2025
When you clean up after your pet, does it involve a mop, baking soda, or a test tube? Too much fostering. Hair trauma. The axolotl is in danger at Marci’s house.
Oct 24, 2025
Every marital fight turns out to be the same argument. Dog pee. Argument number 732B. Running into stationary objects. The axolotl is a labor of love. Underwater vacuum cleaning. Marci auditions for an unlikely...
Oct 21, 2025
Who knew you could have so much drama around a little hunk of
(fake) cheese?
Disgusting foods. Cultural dishes. Guinea pig: Pets or
meat?
Oct 17, 2025
There are lots of reasons you may find yourself sleeping on your couch. Just ask Marci. The axolotl amphibian is taking over Marci’s house. But...know what’s worse? Why “whatever” is not “whatever.”