Dec 28, 2022
Marci accidentally orders the right thing in a very wrong size. Outrageous weather, the end of the world, and sympathy for a real life disaster. Peas, pudding, and power outages. Turi tries “The Washington Post’s” allegedly best recipe of the year.
Dec 23, 2022
Marci has fallen out of her chair. Again. Turi assigns blame to Marci's breasts. The Holiday Honey-do list. Favorite seasonal rationalization: The money you (over)spent is actually a holiday present to yourself.
Dec 20, 2022
How not to shop with your partner or spouse. Marci has come up with a fix for that. The cost of quiet and a peaceful life. You cannot stop your friend from a terrible business decision….but somehow you keep trying.
Dec 16, 2022
Mistaken texting. Turi and Marci observe the fate of Sam Bankman-Fried, and celebrate that Marci’s wrist cast is off. So she can wave to Sam when he's repatriated in handcuffs. The crypto-bro-in-chief and polyamory—aka cheating. What we’d look for in a polygamous marriage.
Dec 13, 2022
Marci gets the flu—and tries whatever she can find in her medicine cabinet. Turi’s philosophy about past-their-date pills. Marci wants the cast off her arm, but a storm means she may be sleeping in her Barco lounger a week from now. Old concert t-shirts can save your marriage.